i recently purchased this little guy at a thrift store for a mere 50 cents. i have named him eyeless eddie the optically impaired elf. the sad irony is it's his job to paint the eyes on the toys in santa's workshop. now we know why those "hand painted" figurines always look off.i am not completely sold on the name yet so if anyone has a better one to offer, please do!
whoa there . . . . i think we just need to call this green little dude "lefty."
ReplyDeleteRazenin the evil Christmas elf. He sees the toy to be made by touch. This allows him to mentally visualize the end product. To bad Santa Clause does not deliver demon dolls to children. Satan on the other hand keeps Razenin busy all year long by giving brats all over the world ugly toys.
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ReplyDeletepumpkinbutt came up with a really good one today. it doesn't reference the poor little guy's adversity but rather his being coupled with a clever twist of word..
ReplyDelete"elfis".. which said quickly sounds like elvis.
pumpkinbutt came up with a really good one today. it doesn't reference the poor little guy's adversity but rather his being coupled with a clever twist of word..
ReplyDelete"elfis".. which said quickly sounds like elvis.
Seems to me that you're raising yet another generation of twisted genius;)
ReplyDeleteI think he's really a leprechaun!! the green outfit, black belt and beard make me think so....
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