I haven't really had alot of time for my typical shenanigans lately. To fill the void till then I thought it may be fun for us to play "Caption This!" games...
During a tender yet revealing moment while working on their dishpan hands, Jimmy revealed, "Darling, I find having to breath the same air as you revolting. " ...and Sally agreed, returning the sentiment whole heartily.
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Here's mine:
"Ready? Row, row, row your boat...damn it, honey, you're supposed to start AFTER me! It's a round!"
Ooh, one more:
Jim glumly wiped dishes, until he realized in mid-wipe that this was the Fifties, and this was his wife's job.
"Darling, you're drying that plate all wrong!"
"Well Sweetheart, if you don't like it you can do it yourself!"
Judy thinks to herself, "As long as I bend down like this every so often I can keep him here drying dishes."
"And so," Jim said, "I needed to tell you that I'm gay."
"I'm glad you're so happy," replied his wife, "but are you sure you need to go bowling with Tom again?"
Sweetie, when you're done wiping that plate, how about wiping that stupid grin off your face?
Maryann, you just made my snort coffee out of my nose. Damn you are too funny, girl! I can't even think of anything to follow that comment up with now.
:)
Sally: Jim, dear, you don't have to dry the dishes...
Jim: Nonsense, darling, you shouldn't have to cook and wash AND dry the dishes. I mean, it IS your birthday.
Behind the smiles just to get the dishes done.....
Debra Debra, my beautiful wife
tell why im stuck with you for life.
Oh, Ray you're such a moran (sp?)
Is your pants high enough to keep them on......
How did you learn to dry dishes since your mother always did everything for you...
Because Everybody Loves Raymond
You know Barbara you're right... this corset DOES give me that girlish figure I've always wanted, with no embarrassing panty lines. This ought to put an end to the ribbing I've been getting down at the office.
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