Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Retro Art Show


I am pretty excited to share this!  I recently got accepted into a local art gallery show called "Retro".
I decided to make something that reflected some of my favorite stuff and ideals:
 vintage packaging, toys, housewifery, fun and cute.

I call the piece "Don't Act Your Age". 
 It is an adult sized package of play dishes reminiscent of old five and dime store offerings.
In preparation and research for the piece, I created a "Mint in Package" vintage toys pinterest board .

I don't generally work with paper and plastic (clay is my preferred media) so I certainly had some challenges pulling everything together.  I also have a general mantra of only using what I have on hand and if I don't have it then it better be cheap, from a thrift store and/or involve using a coupon.  So maybe I set myself up for frustrations when I can only work within those limitations (?). 

On to contruction: The primary part is made from a large piece of cardboard (free from Lowes).  The grey gingham print is wrapping paper (cheap from Target).  I thought it would work best since I needed a large piece of decorative paper. Also gingham is very "tablecloth" looking which works because of it being a dish set.  It was horrible to work with (crinkling and tearing).  If there was ever to be a 'next time', I would use fabric.  I got the plain white plastic plates at a thrift store.  They were part of a cheap crappy picnic set but the right style for what I was wanting to portray. I added the cute kitty cat images and grey and black polka dots made from paper.  

The letters/words were done by typing them up on my computer and printing them on a laser copier for best quality.  I then individually cut them out with an exacto blade. I am sure a more technically advanced person could have found an easier way.  I then glued them down using Xyron sticker maker stuff (used a coupon). I covered the package with clear vinyl (another coupon).


I found the image of the kitties on the nets:


I had an issue figuring out how to hang it,  but worked something out using a large wood paint stirring stick, wire, and nylon plastic screws and nuts.  They are all concealed under the top flap. 
 I am pretty pleased with the entire outcome of the piece.  I had never entered a show at this particular gallery so that was another exciting part as well.  It is housed in the original courthouse (non-functioning) of my town dating back to the early 1900's.  

Miscellaneous Additional Tidbits: 
At the show opening, Hubs and I dressed the "Retro" part by wearing vintage attire.  

I found this adorable mid century chair in the lobby area of the gallery and had to have my picture (several) taken with it!





Monday, September 22, 2014

Pea Patch Pocketbooks

Pea Patch Pocketbooks!

I love the name and they are so adorable!
I saved the above vintage recipe image from the nets to try out. Only the resolution was not the best when I went to read the instructions. So I had to decipher what I could and just make the rest up.

My results:

I could kinda make out some of the ingredients : Peas, leftover meat, pastry, celery salt, worcestershire sauce, gravy, additional gravy...

So basically it's leftovers with a crap ton of gravy in a pastry crust on a bed of peas!  I can do that!  Forget the celery salt and worcestershire sauce, just add more gravy.
I have been doing a bunch of recipe experimentation (just making stuff up!) lately.  I made a really good baked tarragon chicken dish with quinoa last week and froze the leftovers.  Perfect for this dish!

I started by making the gravy, since it seems to be a vital component in this dish.  I used the leftover drippings from the baked chicken and followed Mr. Goss' Gravy recipe (from Aunt Bee's Mealtime in Mayberry Cookbook ~The Andy Griffith show).  Be careful not to spill the gravy! As Mr. Goss, the only dry cleaner in Mayberry says, "...gravy can make awful spots! It is no joke, No siree! Takes alot of good work to clean it off proper. People just don't realize!!"  The recipe doesn't call for cleaning fluid to be added as Andy had suggested (this way the gravy stain could just take care of it's self.)

I then combined the gravy, chicken, and quinoa together.  I threw some peas in the mixture for color and cohesiveness. For the pastry, I used Jiffy (jiffy I love you) pie crust.  I made the pastry as instructed on the box and then rolled out and cut into 5x8 inch strips (I could decipher that from the recipe).  Next, add a tablespoon or so of the leftover mixture on lower middle of each strip and fold over pastry. Moisten edges and roll up.  Prick top with a fork and brush with milk.  Bake on a cookie sheet at 450 degrees for 15-20 minutes.  Meanwhile mix peas with as much butter as you think your arteries can stand. Cook on stove top and dash with seasonings of your choice.  Place peas on a serving dish. After the pocketbooks are done, snuggle them into their pea patch.  Top the pocketbooks with some pimento. Then to finish everything off, place a little pillow of butter in the middle. 

These turned out so yummy!  Just stuff some pastry with gravy, leftovers, peas...done!

I am not sure why my "pockets" turned out looking like they came off  the back of a husky, wide-load pair of pants though.





Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Birthday Hoopla Light Bulb Baking

I just recently celebrated my birthday and apparently I turned 10 again!
  I had myself an easy bake oven party!
First up, decor and activities!
I asked Hubs for a vintage Easy Bake Oven (circa 1964) for my birthday and he found me one in good condition on ebay.  It came with the original box, mixing bowl, mini spatula, rolling pin, and 3 baking pans.  No cook book but recipes are easy to find online or just use Jiffy.
I got it several weeks in advance so we could give it some test runs on cookies and mini pies.  Even with it being 50 years old it still produces fabulous and yummy results.
 In preparation for my party, I baked several mini strawberry cakes for us (Hubs, PB, and myself) to decorate with icing and sprinkles.
I think you can figure out which ones I decorated and which Hubs and PB did!
For some simple party decorations, I put up a few paper lanterns and attached printouts of these adorable vintage reproduction Mini Food Boxes that were originally for use with Easy Bake Ovens or any rival brands (Simple Simmering Stove?) during the late 50's/ early 60's.  I also placed some of the little boxes on the sideboard and table for more Easy Bake Oven ambiance. 
Easy Bake Ovens are really great to use for portion control (each pan can only hold 1/4 cup) and because it takes about 15 minutes to bake each serving, having seconds is usually not going to happen.  But since it is so fun to peer into the little baking chamber and then decorate your own treat it doesn't quite seem like a bad deal.
Next up....more cake!

Cockroaches and Cake

For my main birthday cake I used a vintage fancy cake/mold pan and a bunch of pink, green and white icing.  Now don't panic! That cockroach is a friend!  We always put a little plastic cockroach on our birthday cakes and sing Happy Birthday to the La Cucharacha tune. Perfectly harmless, sanitary and sane.
Here is an image of the cake with it de-cockroached. 
 I was going for a fancy look with the cake icing decorations so it would be similar to my little hair piece:

It only took about 10 minutes to put the Happy Birthday hair assemble together.
It is just a printed image on a piece of photo paper with a tuft of netting and a hair clip glued underneath.
Now that the candles are blown out....bring on the gifts!

Birthday Gifties

I got a whole bunch of cool stuff for my birthday...(The Easy Bake Oven for instance).
  I also got this vintage 1964 Mary Poppins Board game!  The game is fairly basic.. roll the dice and move along the board. It's the graphics and layout that make this game really Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
You start off at number 17 Cherry Tree Lane and then proceed to Bert's sidewalk chalk drawings, next a tea party on the ceiling and the horse races.  Then off to a fox hunt and kite flying.  At the end of the game there is a cardboard spinner carousel wheel.  If you are the first to reach it and spin your player to his appropriate spot then you win the game!

I also got a super cute 1951 (there is tag on the underside from the factory with a date!) formica table. My favorite thing about it is the grey wood grain-like pattern on the table top.  It is a bit on the narrow side (with the leaf in place it is 4 ft by 2.5 ft.)  so maybe it was intended as a breakfast table.  However, it is going to be perfect to use a desk and addition sewing/craft space.
I also got 3 Mayberry/ Andy Grifftith cookbooks with episode inspired recipes from my mom!
Can't wait to try some of them out!

So there are the highlights of my Easy Bake Oven Birthday party.
Time to clean up the wrapping paper and the sprinkles all over the floor now!

Tuesday, September 09, 2014

Dinner is Served!

 As some may have caught on by now...I love vintage food packaging.  Vintage TV dinner boxes are especially cheek-pinch-able-cute!   But they can get even cuter if they are mini sized!
 I like to collect scans of food packaging that include the entire box...front, sides and back.  I print them out on card stock. Then just cut, fold and glue together.  
But to make them even more pleasant and presentable, I glue a magnet on the inside (so to not ruin the images on the backs) and now they can hang out on the fridge promoting quick and convenient aluminum tray dining!

 Visit my Grocery Market pinterest board and bring your "shopping cart"!  You can find these box images and a ton more to fashion your own!  
Make a kitchen's worth for a little one (or yourself, like I would do!) to play house with!

Tuesday, September 02, 2014

School House Rocks



On the first day of school this year, I went a bit overboard with the "table-scape" . I pulled out all of the vintage Fisher Price school related items along with a newly obtained one for display.  It's PB's last year of elementary school which means expect more exorbitant hoopla over the next several months on the topic.  It's my last year of elementary school too! Boo! Last year of class parties, fun field trips, and PB wanting me to come have lunch with him at school.  I have been dreading this final year for those reasons and more but I really feel that I grasped on to the former years and savored them best I could.  But watch out fifth grade!  Everyday is to be respected because I know it will be gone before I know it.

Ok, drying tears...Let's move on to something cute!

I found this great 1959 magnetic learning easel over the summer,  for a mere couple of bucks at a thrift. 

Adorable graphic!

It came with the original box.

The back of the box shows other Child Guidance magnetic learning boards/products.

I have kinda started a elementary school/ childhood bucket list for PB.  Some of the things we have marked off the list are simple but stuff I feel every kid should get to do. Some things like:
  • Eat old fashioned candy such as Wax Bottles and those white with brown stripes peanut butter bar deals...yum!
  • Make Jiffy Pop..As much fun to make as it is to eat!
  • Camp in the backyard
  • Feed the Birds
  • Fly kites
  • "Grill" hotdogs over the flame of the stove
  • Build forts from bed sheets
Those are just a few. One thing we realized we have never done was give his teacher an apple.  Just an apple seemed a bit too simple though.  So I decided to make his teacher a loaf of apple cinnamon bread instead.  It went over well!
Appropriately, I made the accompanying card featuring an image of a vintage Fisher Price Happy Apple!




Friday, August 29, 2014

Gutter Ball Gurus

 These folks are having a bit too much fun!
On our bowling excursions we had hopes of maybe 30 % of this.
(side note:That little girl has a similar jelly possessed look to her!)

Last summer we went on a bowling bonanza right before school started and I got an idea for the fam to all have matching bowling shirts on the next go round.  So this summer I started working on ideas and locating plain white button up shirts from thrifts to use as the base. This proved to be harder to accomplish than I would have thought.  I eventually had to get long sleeve shirts and shorten them.  Next, we needed a fun name or "sponsor" for our team.  We have been watching The Andy Griffith Show, even more than usual lately. The show's bowling team is sponsored by Emmett's Repair Shop.  I wanted something a bit more than that....something that also involved creepy, because that is just who I am.  We then remembered Mayberry had a funeral home...combined with a TV repair shop (for when business was slow)....

Monroe's Funeral Parlor and TV Repairs!  
Free Estimates!

I had a couple of yards of this cute hearse fabric stashed back that happened to be perfect for the theme!

I sewed a panel of the hearse fabric off to one side of the shirt while using iron-on lettering for our names on the other side.

On the backs of the shirts I sewed two strips of black fabric, resembling bowling shirt vents.  I then put our team name on the back made from iron-on lettering.


Inspired by the Pfeifer's Beer Bowling Team, we posed for our own championship team photo.
(Clearly none of us know how to use a hair brush and an excuse of  Pfeifer's beer being evolved with our appearance is not the case.)

We also used character names from The Andy Griffith Show.

Because Otis had the highest score of us all, he received the addition honor of being awarded 
the King of Corn! 
After finding the white base shirts it did not take too much time to sew the fabric panels and apply the iron-on transfers.  All of which were stash busting items.  I bought the hearse fabric last year on sale and the black strips I made from some left over fabric. The iron-on letters were by Generation-T found at Big Lots (several years ago) for one buck a set.  I had bought about 6 packs, which came in handy for this project.  I regret not having enough letters to include "Free Estimates" though... too many "E"s. 



  A strikingly good time was had by all, with even a possibility of exceeding to a 32% enjoyment level.

Friday, August 22, 2014

Boyer Candies


 Mallo Cups!  Love the classic packaging!
 Big Lots has just about the whole line of the Boyer's Candy Company products: Mallo Cups, Smoothies, and Peanut Butter Cups. After further investigation and consumption I learned that The Boyer Company has been making candies since 1936. Their most popular candy is the Mallo Cup which is, for those not in the know, a milk chocolate covered marshmallow centered candy cup.


However I really think the Smoothie is the yummiest.  It is a butterscotch covered peanut butter cup.

Along with Boyer making tasty treats and having cool packaging, there is another element of fun with these candies. Inside each package of candy is a cardboard card of "play money".  The "play money"  or coin card is the printed tray on which the candy sits. The coins range in amounts from 5-50 points.  These can be saved up to be used toward prizes (ie: mallo cup t-shirt!) or just turned in for actual money.  For every 500 points you send in you can get back one whole dollar.  There are no expiration dates on the cards so they can be saved for as long as you want.  In 2004, a Mallo Cup fan turned in 100,000 points earning him $200.



The website has tons of really fun recipes to use their candies and other baking products in. We had a hard time making a decision but narrowed  it down to trying out the Mallo Cup Coconut Cake. 


Mallo Cup Coconut Cake
Ingredients
  • 10 Fun-bite sized Mallo Cup candies
  • 1 lb Boyer Coconut
  • 1 tub refrigerated non-dairy whipped cream
  • 1 lb Boyer Mallo Fluff*
  • 1 can sweetened condensed milk
  • 1 box Devil's Food cake mix
Preparation
1. Bake cake as directed on package in sheet cake pan.
2. While cake is warm, prick with fork. Pour sweetened condensed milk over warm cake. 
Pour Boyer Mallo Fluff over warm cake. Allow to melt then spread over cake.
3. Place cake in refrigerator until cool. Spread non-dairy whipped cream over cool cake. 
Sprinkle coconut over cream. Decorate top of cake with Mallo Cup candies!

The cake turned out very well.  It is very rich and honestly did not need the extra-ness of the Mallo Cup on the top.  A few other of their recipes that sounded yummy: Mallo Cup Macaroons, Elvis Peanut Butter Cup and Banana Pancakes, and Smoothie Funnel Cakes....so many to choose from, so many calories to pack on!