July's installment for the Frito Kid's Party Ideas for Kiddies 1954 calls for a July 4th Party. oh...woopie.
Fourth of July rates as my second least favorite holiday (easter taking gold). Let me count the ways.
1. It's so damn hot that I am sweating my nonexistent balls off. 2. It seems to be a day for the rednecks to be even more rednecky...It's not just "beef, beer, bbq"...it's also about blowing shit up for them. Git er done with some illegal Alabama fireworks! I pray every year for those fireworks to take out as many Busch beered grimy fingers as possible. 3. There is also the fact that blue is a hideous color...yes, fact. Certain shades of blue are known to be so hideous they can cause the viewer to have a strong desire to relieve the disgust by means of removing their eyeballs with a melon baller. Unfortunately our American flag contains this precise shade of blue.
So I was looking forward to this party spread just as little as May's theme involving prissy ass fairies.
Let's get this over with:
The Spread, with minimal blue barf.
Ice cream on sticks dunked in crushed Fritos. This is sooo good!
Fruit Punch, just a powder drink mix.
Lady Finger cookies...I gave them some Frito fingernails!
There you have it.
Eyeballs still in place. Rednecks in the ER. Fritos in ice cream... It's a great 4th after all!
Until next month!
No comments:
Post a Comment