"Ladies and Gentlemen, I wish I could convey the atmosphere... the background of this ...fantastic scene. Hundreds of cars are parked in a field in back of us. Police are trying to rope off the roadway leading to the farm. But it's no use. They're breaking right through. Car's headlights throw an enormous spot on the pit where the object is half buried. Some of the more daring souls are now venturing to the edge. ..."*
Welcome readers to the first of several posts covering the intricate details surrounding PB's most recent birthday celebratory observance.
It will be known here on out as....Operation 11 Candles.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this may the most terrifying thing I have ever witnessed...Wait a minute! Someone's crawling out of the hollow top. Someone....or something. I can see peering out of that black hole two luminous disks.. are they eyes? It might be a face..it might be..."*
As parents are allowed to supply celebratory confections on appropriate dates to fellow classmates within the educational advancement building that PB attends, I obliged.
I constructed unidentified space crafts using common glazed donuts and their counterpart donut holes while also applying icing and silver sugar sprinkles within the diameter of the sugar ship. The saucer men are merely paper images attached to toothpicks...no matter what you have heard or think you know!
"A humped shape is rising out of the pit. I can make out a small beam of light against a mirror. What's that? A jet of flame springing from the mirror, and it leaps right to the advancing men. It strikes them head on!
Good lord! They are turning into flame!"*
The invasion has begun!
Keep your radio dial tuned here for further information!
* Excerpts from Orson Welles "The War of the Worlds" by HG Wells Radio Broadcast 1938