Make your Own Head Day?
I think this possibly could be the most obscure holiday there is. There is not much information available so it's up to the imagination to interpret how to 'celebrate'. I like it! I am going to go with disturbing this year.
Several years ago a friend of mine gifted this "Miracle Masque" electric beauty aid to me. I wasn't sure what to make of it. It has a very cool box and even came with the original inserts....but look at the masque! It is beyond creepy. I think it could become the prime focus in a horror movie. The murder places the masque on his victims faces....plugs it in.... and then...
Look years younger!
Read what these grateful victims/users are saying!
I was thinking the reason the Miracle Masque is so disturbing is due to the lack of it having a face.
So this is where 'make your own head day' comes into play for me.
I came across some facial features (Physog Family) from 1930 that I thought could brighten up the faceless masque.
Mix and match...
Peepers and Pieholes...
Then follow these simple instructions:
The Miracle Masque will give you thrilling results, while you blissfully relax in the privacy of your our home...with your new head!
I guess I should take back what I said about adding a face to the masque to lessen it's creepiness. I so wanted to tend to my dull, sallow complexion.
Have fun celebrating "Make your own head day" in your own way. Those leftover mashed potatoes, peas, and broccoli bits in the fridge could be sculpted into a great Mr. Mashed Potato head!
4 comments:
Did it work? Inquiring minds want to know!
I am too scared to plug the thing in! But all the promises it makes sure are tempting: "Achieve firm, full-toned skin, and a fresh radiate complexion. Years seem to drop away, tired lines disappear, dull skin takes a healthy, fresh, exhilarating glow." The 'glow' could be from close contact to heating elements and the 'exhilarating' could be from electrocution! If my face gets to the point of looking like that last photo I'll have no choice but to use the Miracle Masque, because it would take a miracle to bring me "new loveliness instantly"!
~mary~
Lol! I probably would have been to scared to plug it in too! Yet, I'm so curious, maybe I would have! hahahaha
You are a weirdo! I like that. :D "Normal" people are so boring. And they never cut out magazines to celebrate Make Your Own Head Day.
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