Nearly every holiday season I have PB makes gifts for the family. This year we went with Pet Rocks!
He came up with and drew faces for each one. We also made them adoption certificates which included the rock's name, date of birth, and some character traits. Here are a few:
DOB: Dec 30, 49 MYA (million years ago)
Collects stamps. Watches foreign films. Once got mistaken as a potato.
Dec 15, 50 MYA
Likes rainy days, leaky roofs, and asparagus.
Dec 31, 75 MYA
Was best friends with a stegosaurus named Kenny.
Spent the Ice Age in a cave in Germany.
May 1, 45 MYA
Collects people's mustaches. Loves bell-bottom pants.