It's a new Bar-B-Q trick!
I found this image out in internetland so we can't reference "next page" for the recipes, our minds will just have to wander.
What constitutes as a "punch"? Because all I did was hollow out a watermelon, pour a liter of diet lemon lime soda in and garnished it with melon balls and strawberries. That's just not enough to be a punch. Some other beverage or sherbet or juice needs to be involved.
Wait...wait..wait. The next line says "Mixed drinks almost make themselves when you start with Squirt. Experiment, you can't miss!"
A-ha! It's some kind of rum infused Jungle Juice!
That explains the bottom line of suggesting the kids make Squirt-kebobs and Squirtcicles, the parents are gassed and don't know what they are saying.
If I made one of these for a party I'd have to keep an eye on my old pal Bernice.
She would think the whole "punch bowl" was her drink vessel, adding a straw and then complaining about not having a cocktail umbrella for it!