Don our Gay Apparel

I have something fun for you guys!  Last year before I put away all the Christmas I thought it would be fun to do a post for 2022 on all of my Christmas attire!  So I set up the boobless model and created a "look book".

The sweatshirt you see here is my most favorite!  It has puffy paint bears all over it doing all the holiday fun!  I picked this up about 8 years ago at a thrift store.  It's dated 1991.

Here is a close up:

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This next sweatshirt is some good ol' fashion nightmare fuel!  I bought it at a thrift store 8 years ago and not too surprising it even still had it's original tags on it.  Who would wear this for serious?

I bought it for PB and here he is wearing it in 2014.  He obviously has out grown it so I squeeze myself into it for Christmas parties sometimes when I want to look really whacked out.

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This is a bear-ed up Christmas turtle neck.  It is a huge size and I got it originally for Mr. Husband but he couldn't bring himself to ever wear it.  But I LOVE 80s-90s Christmas Bears in a sarcastic way so it has become mine.

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Here is another turtleneck that I picked up from a thrift store clearance rack.  I thought at first it looked tame in this photo and why did I even buy it .  But then I wound up wearing it 2 days into this holiday season for the event I'll be sharing in the next post!  It "clashed" really well with my red hair!

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Now we are getting into the bought-brand-new items, which is normally not my thing.

I got both of these from Walmart for super cheap.

First is this Boston Terrier turtle neck:

And no, this isn't the back of the model or a dude model.. It just has null boobs.  I'll have to give her a stuffed bra next photo shot.

Close up (I think they may actually be French Bulldogs...but in my house they are Bostons!)

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Cute Christmas Kittens!

I bought 3 of these shirts (S-M-L) several years ago for Mr. Husband, PB, and I to wear together some place.  Only I didn't realize they weren't unisex and were girlie fitted and had capped sleeves which doesn't work on men's bodies...but I kept them anyway and wear which ever one fits me each season with my fluctuating weight. 

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And part of a late entry into this gay apparel...accessories!

I didn't even think about showing you all some of my icing until yesterday so I snapped a few cruddy pics to share.

I made these bear earrings from some mini ornaments I picked up at an estate sale. 

I bought these rings 20+ years ago for my mom and I.  They are retro flicker rings with one view of Santa and the other says "Sears has everything".

I bought these earrings on a card of ten pairs from Dirt Cheap several years back.  I kept these two pairs and gave the others away as gifts.  

And these are my crown jewels!  Or toe jewels?  I bought these Converse at the flea market for 4 bucks 25 years ago.  They are a green and red plaid, green soles, a wreath graphic around the star, and the back of the high top has a jingle bell!  I only wear them on Christmas or for gatherings so I plan on them outlasting me.

If you need more gay and tacky Christmas, check out my blow out Tacky Holiday party I did for PB's 5th grade class (see my bear tree skirt turned apron!) and a set of tacky sweater stockings he and I made for his cousins a few years back:

Tacky Christmas Party 2014

Tacky Christmas Sweater Stockings